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The Million Dollar Smile

Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 16, 1936 · 26 min · 3,465 words

The transcript of “The Million Dollar Smile”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 16, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our house in town hall tonight, both six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipana Two Space and Tallapatica. Ipana for the smile of beauties, Tallapatica for the smile of hell. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen, music by Peter van Seten, and the new town hall variety.

New music, new voices, new laughs, it's town hall tonight! Listen to that shroud here, Fred Allen as he leads the parade down Main Street to the old town hall. Red leading the band with a drumstick, and he's followed by those veterans of many as Turkey, the mighty Alinar players. Let's try the merrythron. Everybody's on the way to the old town hall.

Here they come, symphony musician. But Mr. Palowski, you cannot hold up your concert for one hour. Palowski always listens to Peter Manceden on Wednesdays. It's Al Hall tonight. Hard owners. What is that traffic jam, Officer?

No folks that crowd around that car with a radio. It's Tom Hall tonight. Sherlock Holmes. What's the name of Mr. Holmes? Shall I bring you the needle? No Mrs. Jeans, bring me my portable radio. It's Town Hall tonight.

Sure enough, Fred Stockton in front of the Old Town Hall and he's welcoming the crowd with on duncy at living. Let's listen. When you come to the end of a perfect day, folks, you can make it a perfect night by stopping in at the Old Town Hall.

Oh, sing the line, please. Hi there, bad luck. Good evening, Mrs. Foney. How are you? Hello there, Shilly. Hi there, Morton. How's the village blacksmith tonight? I still got my spreading tree, but you radio comedians are using all the majestic.

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