Dr. Allen of the Bedlam Sanitorium

The filmmakers of Hellman's Mayonnaise presents Fred Allen's Salad Bowl Review with Roy Atwell, Fortson, Hoffa, Zach, Bart, the song Smiths and Freddie Gropay's music. It's a shine, stand up and take it, Rise and shine, like what you make it.

Keeps the moonthong, don't you get me rapping soon down? Jump by, you hold your hand, you just have the moon down, Rise and shine, don't be your mother, Go round the corner, nothing too, and you can do it.

Reciting Fred Allen. Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

and as Robinson Crusoe used to say, when every herd's static, well, if it isn't Friday again. But in those days, Friday didn't bring him the salad bowl review. The papers say that the hunting season is open, and everyone knows that the well-dressed quail is wearing a feathered frown.

But while a hunter is away, his wife home in the kitchen doesn't even have to hunt through her recipe book to find that the well-dressed salad is still wearing Helmand's mayonnaise. So much for hunting unless you've lost something.

Tonight, if you'll step into the salad bowl, ladies and gentlemen, we'll take you back to the bedlam sanatorium i am still doctor alan and while i'm getting my breath after running a temperature pretty growth they will show you into the waiting room accompanied by his office bedlam sanatorium no doctor alan can't come to the phone

he's busy with the patient yes the man says he only has two dollars but doctor alan thinks he has some more money hidden in his bed yes he's taking an x-ray i'll tell him miss pail yes doctor make out a bill for mr mrs. tada here Are you sure my husband's deep, Mrs. Cure? Dr. Allen?