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Who Killed Mack Borden

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 27, 1940 · 57 min · 8,022 words

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The Fred Allen Show. Brought to you by Ipanothou's face for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepatica for the smile of hell. Now it has smiles on Fred Allen, both 3,600 seconds of London's music. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.

With our guest, Mr. T. He, one of the directors of Walt Disney's Bonoquil. Music with Peter Van Seton, the Mary Mac, and Win Murray. And when Murray the time has come, it's the Fred Allen Show!

Ladies and gentlemen, we had hope to have Tuscany any conductor over here tonight, but unfortunately our plans went amiss. In place of Mr. Tuscany however, we have been very fortunate in securing the eminent conductor of the Scarsdale Symphony. Mr. Peter Van Steden, my Stravant Steden opens with a fugue, gives a little whistle.

And you get in trouble and you don't know I've been wrong. Give a little whistle.

Give a little whistle. When you meet the station and the you're too very strong. Give a little whistle. Give a little whistle. I judge the man who can go straight and they're all trapped in his back.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, to prove to you that I am in a rut. Once again, I bring you that same guy I always seem to be bringing you. Fred Allen in person. Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, Spring is here as of last Thursday, and our program comes to you tonight in the guise of a delectable zephyr. In the guise of a delectable zephyr. How is that, Harry? Uh, what, Fred?

I just coined a phrase. I'm no judge, but to me, it reaped of Tennyson. Or I might as well go the whole hog and say it smacked of Edgar Cay. Well, I didn't hear it, Fred.

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