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Murder in the Chop House

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 3, 1936 · 59 min · 7,829 words

The transcript of “Murder in the Chop House”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast June 3, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And I was smiled in town hall tonight. Folks, 60 minutes to fun and music brought to you by Ipana to taste and Salah Padaca. I pannered for the smile of beauty, Salah Padaca for the smile of hell.

Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen, music with Peter Van Seeten, and another big amateur contest. New voices, new music, new fun, it's town hall tonight! Yay! Video fans, playing strategy, that's what they call entertainment, Cynthia.

It's town hall tonight. Hot Watchers. How can you keep watching the clock while I'm proposing, Kelly? I ain't gonna be late for my favorite radio show on the road. It's Cow Hall Tonight! A certain congressman.

You're supposed to make news, Mr. May, and, Jack, what do you mean by sitting here? I always sit still on Wednesday evenings, lady. It's Cow Hall Tonight! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You are in front of the Old Town Hall, and there's Fred splitting in some of the crowds.

Let's listen. The stakes and stones may break your bones, folks, but the old town hall will never hurt you. Let that lady with the baby by there, mister. Evening on cat. Hi there, Gerald. How's the old architect and I?

Fine. I'm making plans to enjoy myself on inside this, right in, Gerald. Keep a single line, folks. Jack's March, star of new faces, makes a personal appearance here tonight. So, Harry, Harry, Harry, and the other direction, folks.

We're all separate. Okay Harry, tell Peter we're doing the prom. Right over there. Doing the prom, Peter? The The When you're In your feet when you're You're a lady A-a-n-n-ay

You like that Keeps them a-crappy Set house in an Or have you had Finding romance, doing a song, it's not the campus, just like a song. Now America is probably the end of doing a song.

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