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Department Store Santa

Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 25, 1935 · 41 min · 5,037 words

The transcript of “Department Store Santa”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 25, 1935. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The smiles and town halls and night folks to make your Merry Christmas Marrier Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipana toothpaste and phalapatica Ipana for the smile of beauties, phalapatica for the smile of hell Fun with I saw comedian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen R. Clayers Music was seated and seated in the Ipana troubadours in the town hall quartet

And another group of anxious and eager amateurs, new voices, new music, new fun It's town hall tonight! The mighty on our players are the sky's the same they're let's join the merry strong everybody's here they come married couple well I suppose you're home for an evening soon job in our peers yeah always soon

doggling away an hour on Wednesday lulu at town hall tonight hundreds where is that car you got me was going hundred I I'm in Hudson on the radio dial, done it? Down hall tonight. In tonight's no diplomat.

Are you in favor of tankings on oil and arms, Senator? I favor in tempting only one case. Tankings, madam, it's down hall tonight. Well, there's the old town hall across the way, folks, and there's Fred joking with the cows.

Listen. I hold the dairy, oh, the farmers in the well. But everybody else is at the town hall tonight folks. So take off your rubbers and go right in if you're kindly. Hello there Luther going in to enjoy the show.

You won't find it. Son I took it home on the seat of my trousers after the show. Here's a fresh stick for you. That's right in folks. Good evening Mrs. Dole. Good evening. The talent.

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