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The Prodigal Daughter's Return

Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 2, 1936 · 59 min · 7,229 words

The transcript of “The Prodigal Daughter's Return”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 2, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our of smiles in town hall tonight, folks, 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatooth Face in Salahpatica. I pan up for the smile of beauty, Salahpatica for the smile of health.

Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen music by Peter Van Steeden, and tonight a very special contest. New music, new voices, new laughs, it's town hall tonight. Ha ha ha ha. Dear Fred Allen, let's hear heads this weekly parade of the old town hall, red leading the band with an icicle followed by those cold storage hands,

the mighty Allen art players. Let's join the happy prong. Everybody's going to the old town hall. Everybody's going. Here they come. Radio fan. What are you doing? Yes, sir. Putting chili sauce on the radio.

As a show on this evening, flossy, and I'm gonna eat it up. It's Town Hall's a life. Organ grinder. Here's a nickel organ grinder. Let me hear you swing. No swing at the day, lady. I gotta listen to the radio. It's a pan-a-hall at the night.

nation-wide polls I got much faith in polls home and not since the election well as one thing that pulls ting wrong on it's town hall tonight well I see Fred stop in front of the old town hall it is regaling the crowd with probably facts about the fun on the inside let's listen little miss my face sat on her tough at

folks but you can always get a seat at the old town hall now those who aren't Take a dink step inside please. Evening Mr. Allen. My good evening, ma'am Mrs. Bob. Hi there, bogeyman. Hi, Sheriff.

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