Semaphore Biddle, First Department Store Santa

A lot of smiles in Town Hall tonight. Folks, 16 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salatabaka. I pan out for the smile of beauty, Salatabaka for the smile of hell.

Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen, music by Peter Van Steen, and our new feature, the Town Hall variety. New music, new voices, new laughs, it's Town Hall tonight! Town here, Fred Allen, who leads the parade down main street to the old Town Hall.

Fred's leading the band to the hockey stick and he's followed by those cheap skits of the drama. They might be out in our players. Let's try in the merry-grand. Everybody's going to the old town hall. Everybody!

Here they come. Tourists. This sights the enverschors for their Statue of Liberty, lady. Not me. He let me out of Radio City Guide. It's town hall too. Let's be shoppers. If this is the department show, always. You're starting to call.

You'll find Santa over by the radio counter, Madam. It's Town Hall tonight! Pity! What are you doing, Silberts? The lights are out on the Christmas tree! I got a plug in by the radio, said Ma!

Well, I see Fred stop in front of the Old Town Hall, and he's holding his fig of mistletoe over his head and throwing verbal kisses to the crowd. Let's listen. Well, the Raven never more, folks, but the Raven never did spend an hour at the Old Town Hall.

Hall use both doors please. Hi there Mrs. Dodge go right in. I'm going to chop ahead. Now watch your tiny tongue son I'd like to be your father for about two minutes. That's what they all say folks you laugh and how because the shows are wow on the inside. Let's hurry hurry hurry. Did you call me Fred? I said