Judge Allen's Cut Rate Court

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and more than welcome to our new full hour radio show which we are calling the hour of smiles As your master of ceremonies, I solemnly swear that we're going to try to make it 60 minutes of real enjoyment for every member of the family Later in the program, I'll take you to Judge Allen's cut rate court where you'll meet Jack Smarter when Delmore Lionel

Standom and Erba Pius, Eileen Douglas and Portland Hoffer. I don't think I've ever told you before but Portland and private life is is Mrs. Fred Allen. I just want to mention it so that our many friends who have been so loyal to us on our other series will know that Portland can't get away and that you're going to hear all of your favorites on this hour of smiles.

For good measure we'll have more of the music more beautiful than ever. We bring you the iPad and troubadours under the direction of your old friend Lenny Haton, the Salapatica singers and also that well-known baritone of radio in the concert stage, Mr. Theodore Webb.

All of this in one glorious hour, ladies and gentlemen, all they may laugh when you walk up to the loudspeaker is this program starts, but they will be amazed when you leave your radio an hour later with a college education, a thorough knowledge of the dollar situation, and three tubes blown out.

While you're still a guest at this treat in store for you, Lenny Hayden and his eye-panner troubadours will start you dancing around your loudspeakers with I like the likes of you. I'm going to ask the salapatic or quad cash.