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Who Killed Kirk Reuben
Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 16, 1935 · 59 min · 6,728 words
The transcript of “Who Killed Kirk Reuben”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast October 16, 1935. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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It's going. Here to come. Love Bird. You've been seeing my daughter every Wednesday, John. What are your intentions? It ain't love. I'm just coming to hear the radio, Mrs. Bloom. It's town hall tonight. Neighbors, you better turn off that radio, lady.
It's hand-high noise, we. I won't turn it off if you call off the militia, officer. It's town hall tonight. Spiritfulness. There's a spirit in your radio, you'll get it. Jumping up and down. My radio is only jumping for joys, Mr. It's Town Hall tonight!
And there's Ben now talking to the crowd outside the door of the Town Hall. He's certainly in fine pedal tonight. Let's listen to what he says. Lou Lou's back in town, ladies and gentlemen, and she's on the inside.
Everyone's on the inside this evening because it's Town Hall tonight. Line forms to the right, please. Lou Lou, keep them from the Allen. And a happy dusk to you, Mrs. Green. Our all the little greens these days.
these days. Oh, they're all old enough to be right to the talent. Some talking back, Mrs. Green. Go right in. I've got a big show tonight, folks. So hurry, hurry, hurry. Hello, Luke. Our things down at the brewery. Hoppy days are here again, brother Allen. Wow. Tonight's tonight. Hey, Luke. Estor is abilities on the
inside, folks. A laugh a day will air condition the gums. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. How's that better? You ready to Yes, Tiny, the open number is Broadway rhythm. OK, Peter, let's go. Saturday, everybody know.
We're the guest-dashing distributor of Govery and Brema, the dynamic Fred Allen in person.
Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Now, before rattling the skeleton in our closet of fun, I'll take you the town hall bulletin for tonight. Hard Swide is resigning as fish and game warden.
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