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The Program Was Killing Them
Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 1, 1938 · 59 min · 8,063 words
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The Tower of Smiles in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun in music, brought to you by Ipana Toothpaste and Salabatica. Ipana for the smile of beauty, Salabatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.
Music with Peter Van Steeden, new features, new music, new laughs. It's Town Hall tonight! All of you that proud chef Fred Allen, as he had his weekly parade with the old Town Hall. Let's leading the band with an inner tune, Followed by those flat tires of the drama, the mighty Alinar player.
Let's join that happy prom. Everybody's going. Everybody's going. Here they come. Father, you're a bad girl, many. I'll send you to bed. Happy court, Danny, because I've got a lesser 10-year radio. Eddy Cat's student. Does the man or the lady turn on the radio, Miss Fos?
Eddy Cat says everyone for himself on Wednesdays. It's time to hold tonight. I didn't forget nothing honey I got the ring the license that burn it yet and I've got the radio and my hope can't tell me it's time to hold tonight Well here we are inside the old town hall and Peter raises the curtain with Latin quarter
I guess it gave Pally come on along with me We're stepping out to see the Latin water Put on your old verine Let's take the moths you ate And put a wide array like water And are you in the mood To have some Latin too And have you ever wooed a Latin daughter
For a polite fee For a great souset If you ate it one yet You water, come on and for. Presenting that ambidextrous antique,
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