Case of the Disappearing Elephant

So done now opening with all's well. Okay, Peter, let it go! Go! Up the ship for old work, Yank a ring down and call a lot of by-de-see. Old work, Kill-bow and blood-let-a-wrist, Come old work by-de-see.

All of you's gonna give up some fun. That night's at the salicy light, Go old by-de-see. Presenting that lusty Leviathan of lackadaisical levity and laughter, Fred Allen in person.

Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. Now before coaxing back the zipper on our satchel of fun, I'll read you the town hall bulletin for tonight. Hard, white, public grocer number one says so many hostesses in the neighborhood have been complaining about their olives sinking in the drinks at cocktail parties that he's putting in a special martini olive.

It's a plain olives stuffed with cork so it has to flow. Now, if you prefer the submarine olives for your drinks, Orange is working on one now with a weighted pimento. So much for repeal, repeal accessories, and now for the Town Hall News.

The Harry's, uh-huh. Potentially. What is it that can touch the floor without bending its knees? Oh, I know that one. The picture's eat bread. Here she comes. Until, what happens when glow worms die, Harry?

Their lights go out. I get it. Here they go. Hello, the projector starts, and we bring you the latest news of the week. The Downhall News sees nothing shows all. New York City, New York.

Mayor LaGuardia promotes 75 street sweepers and urges Korea men to join New York's street cleaning department. Will college men take up street cleaning? The question. Random snob, the orbit professor says. Our graduates cannot consider careers in the New York Street Cleaning Department.