Hortense's Dilemma

The chorus smiles in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatou faced in Salapatica. I pan out for the smile of beauty, Salapatica for the smile of hell.

Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art players. Music with Peter Van Steeden, the Ipanatoubadors and the Town Hall Quartet. And another big amateur contest, new voices, new music, new fun.

It's Town Hall tonight! Fred Allen and the leaders weekly parade of the old Town Hall. Red fleecing the fan with a sub-tone sound and an American sub-normal to mighty L&R players were following in the way.

That's the time they're giving song to everybody. Here they come, installment buyers. I don't get this much installment out, go to your radio, lady. You ain't touching that radio till tomorrow, Mr. Instown all tonight.

The policeman at that police call was in court, Mulligan. What did it say? It said all police cars stand by for an hour. It's town hard tonight. Scotch fans. And what are you doing with your ear to that musshole, Conde Mcdonald?

The folks next door have a radio on me and it's Town Hall and Nick. Well, so here we are in front of the Old Town Hall and there's Brad welcoming, what an all. Let's listen.

Is Stoshnakesdine Old Town Hall? Yard, are shes the Old Town Hall folks? So check your troubles and go right in. He's a Mr. Allen. Hello there, Miss Wen. How are things down at your beauty parlour?

Oh, my customers, it's pretty. Get it? Some snappy repartee, Miss Wen almost flipped you off in the middle of the sand and fell. And Chloe, enjoy yourselves on the inside. And there we meet. Howdy, Pop.