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Sandy's Crime

Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 15, 1936 · 59 min · 6,785 words

The transcript of “Sandy's Crime”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 15, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Smiles in town hall tonight folks. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanitoo Face and Salah Paddaker. I pan out for the smile of beauty. Salah Paddaker for the smile of health.

Fun with our star, comedian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art players. Music with Peter Van Seten, the Ipanitruvadors and the town hall quartet. And another group of hope pollamateurs, new voices, new music, new fun.

It's town hall tonight. And the town hall is in the leading street in the parade of the old town hall. Let's leave the band of an oval and those whole boats with the magic goggles to mighty lnard players follow into a nip-up.

Let's find the drumming drum. That's the body of an oval. Here they come. There are you, jumpers. Hey, I'll put that parachute if you're tempered off the plane, mister. I'll get down quicker if I don't, and I'm late pilot at Staun Hall tonight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wayward, son. My boy, after 20 years, you've come home to your mother. Yes, Bob, but I'm only saying for an hour it's Staun Hall tonight. Hey, what's the idea?

You may just ganging up on the giant. He was. Well, there's Fred in front of the Old Town Hall welcoming the folks. That lives the Kimball, that's Clisses. Little Jack Horner, sat in the corner folks, but you can always get a front seat at the Old Town Hall.

Now here, here, get back you kids. Let the old folks in first. Evening, brother, really? I there, Phil. Step along, please. Keep to the right. Hey, hey, where are you going with that tomato, son?

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