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Lord Falconbeak's Dilemma

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 29, 1936 · 59 min · 7,677 words

The transcript of “Lord Falconbeak's Dilemma”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 29, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our Earth Miles in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 Minutes of Fun and Music brought to you by Ipanatouce Space in Salipatica. I pan out for the smile of beauties. Salipatica for the smile of hell.

Fun with our star comedian, Fred Allen, and his mighty Allen art players. Music with Peter Van Steeden, the Ipanatoubadors and the Town Hall Quartet. And another group of anxious and eager amateurs, new voices, new music, new fun.

It's Town Hall tonight! The crowd is cheering, Fred Allen, and the lead is weekly parade at the Old Town Hall. We're keeping the band in time with a gold baton and the mighty on our players are following.

I'll step with the world. Let's try and have a draw. Everybody, come home folks. Lamb take home. That tornado is low. Out, Ma, we still got the radio. You sit right down and do your homework, roll a ramfahum.

Animal trainers. It was the idea, Mr. Buck, putting a radio in your hyenocase. My hyeners won't laugh, but this radio will get them charted in town hall tonight. Right in front of the old town hall, Well, there's Fred in the middle of his feeling bee.

Let's listen. Hickory, dickory, Doc. Why did the mouse run up the clock? To see if it was time to leave for the old town hall, folks. Good evening, neighbors. Pass right in. Listen, Mr. Allen.

Hello there, Mrs. Dugan. I see you brought your opera glasses. You did. I want to get your actors close enough to get there all the grass. Get your autographs, folks. Get the actor's name. Know who you're throwing things at.

Keep to the right, please. Hi there, Wendy. Hi there, Bollywood. They don't clap your hands out here. Save your applause till you get inside. Who's applauding? I'm trying to get warm. That's what they all say, folks. Go right in, Bollywood.

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