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The Community Sing

Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 9, 1936 · 59 min · 6,885 words

The transcript of “The Community Sing”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 9, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And our of smiles in town hall tonight, folks, 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salapatica. Ipanatou for the smile of beauty, Salapatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen music by Peter Van Seten and a new town hall variety.

New music, new voices, new laughs, it's town hall tonight. In the background, here's Fred Allen as he heads the parade down main street to the old town hall. Fred's leading the band to the hockey stick, followed by those frozen pucks of the drama, They might be all in our clear. Let's try it in the merrythron. Everybody's going to the old town.

Oh, everybody! Here they come, six-day bike rakers. Do you ride six days with that radio on your handlebars, Mr. Gerald? Yeah, but I only use the radio, Wednesday lady. It's Town Hall tonight! Red Club.

Are you stopping the bridge tournament for an hour, Miss Seals? Yes, the girls have voted to listen to the radio, Miss Shuffle. It's Town Hall tonight! Oh, the cow has. You ain't putting that cow in the barn without milkin', is he?

Yep, I gotta see what Ellen's pulling on the radio limb. It's Town Hall, right? Well, I see the Fred's up in front of the Old Town Hall. It's a little cold here tonight, and Fred's using heated words to warm up the crowd.

Let's listen. I dreamtide, welding, marble halls, folks, but I woke up to find myself at the Old Town Hall. Oh, goody, goody, goody. Now don't stop the gossip neighbors. Go right in. Evening, Jadarbar. Hi there, Deacon.

Evening, Mr. Allen. Evening, Mrs. Dilgan. Was your church taffy, poor, a big success? Well, the church made money, but I got stuck with a taffy. Add your hands, boy, hey? Check your coats and hats, cause the show's the cats on the inside, folks.

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