Eagle Gets Loose in the Studio

The Fred Allen Show. Brought to you by Panatou Face for the smile of beauty. Palpatica for the smile of hell. Smiles with Fred Allen, folks. 3,600 seconds of fun and music. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.

With our guest, Captain Knight, famous authority on eagles. Music with Peter Van Stieten, the Mary Max, and Win Murray. The time has come. It's the Fred Allen Show. Where as we are gathered here to see a show and where as said show is ready to be performed and where as the overture of said show is you little heartbreaker you and where as this

is no time for where I think let's go. Oh ladies and gentlemen we bring you a man who is known to most people as an actor. During the past week however he has been appointed a police officer at Old Archer Beach, May.

So tonight we present Constable Fred Allen in person. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm good evening ladies and gentlemen. You're under arrest brother. I do nothing. You won't talk. But I shut up. I'm gonna establish. Get in that wagon you.

Say how do I sound? Oh, well, Fred. Yes. I know you'll be that old ought to do this two steps by the way. I don't know. You'll certainly make a bully Yes, sir. If the select men at Old Orchard Beach want a stamp-out crime, you've got the beef for it.

Oh, and how are you? Very good. I wet them and put out forest fires when I get going. Old Orchard is in for a reign of law and order, Harry. Any soda fountain that sells bevo after nine o'clock this summer is as good as padlock right now.