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Last Show of the Season

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 26, 1935 · 59 min · 7,101 words

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The power of smiles in the town hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music, brought to you by Ipana 2 Faith and Salatatica. Fun with our star comedian, Fred Allen, and his mighty Allen art players.

Music with Peter Vance Deaton and the Ipana Troubadour, the Salatatica Tingers, and the town hall quartet. Political speeches on the eve of the big election by Uncle Jim Hawkins and Pop Mullen, and another amateur contest in town hall tonight.

And a marching on the streets of the old town hall. Fred Allen's in the lead wearing his shoes going away outfit. The white hill in our clear is repairing the great big banner. It says Hollywood, here he comes.

Behind the sun's official political candidate joining pro-pluses and water fitter. Let's follow the crowd and see what happens. Everybody's going. Here they come, college graduates. Now that you're out of college, then what's the first thing you want to do?

Before I take off my cap and gown for arms, sitting down on the radio, it's down holding ice. Dennis Taysen. I can't cope with this rubber guy that my mom just took. That's the idea.

I want to quiet for the next hour, ladies. Town Hall tonight. Summer vacation is. What are they, Kate? There's no drinking water. Rotten food in a million mosquitoes. Well, this bungalow has wonder demon feature, Mary.

It's in on that radio. It's Town Hall tonight. We're just around the corner from the old Town Hall, folks. You can hear Fred's voice welcoming his customers from here. Listen. Rich man, poor man, peg a man, feed, doctor, lawyer, Indian chief.

You're all welcome at the town hall, folks. Now, don't flound there, please. Oh, Mr. Allen. Hello. Hello, Mrs. Pink. How is your husband's aspect? Oh, Mr. Allen. That's right in, Mrs. Pink. You will hear plenty of new wheezes on the inside.

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