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Studio Strategy
Fred Allen (Version 2) · November 4, 1936 · 58 min · 7,799 words
The transcript of “Studio Strategy”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast November 4, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Now, we're smiles in Town Hall tonight, folks. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salah Pannaca. I pan up for the smile of beauty, Salah Pannaca for the smile of hell.
Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen, music by Peter Van Steepen, and another Gala amateur contest. New music, new voices, new laughs, it's Town Hall tonight! The crowd is cheering Fred Allen as he leads the parade at the old Town Hall, Fred's leading the band for the inflated big skin, and the mighty Allen art player,
They're out of wind too, running away from the ground. We're on our way to the old town hall and everybody's going, everybody's going. Here they come, off to there. And this is an auction sale, why don't you put up that radio, mister?
This radio ain't for sale till tomorrow, lady, it's out. I can sorry ma'am. Yes, sir, you're broken into the heart and didn't steal that much. Now I've seen a radio, and I said to myself, put up a chip, butch, it's out on today.
And now girls, our guest of honor brings us a message. My message is, bid it for your radios, to Susan, hello tonight. Okay, okay. Well, sir, here we are at the doors of the town hall, folks, and there's Fred welcoming the crowd.
Fred standing on his soapbox, and he's all of a lather. Let's listen. The polls are closed, folks, but the old town hall is still open for business. Step right in. I dare talk too much.
That's what they all say, folks. Keep to the right, please, if you'll catch. He's in the surveillance. Hi there, Mrs. Green. Hello, Mrs. Blue. Not if you ain't getting colorblind on, Mrs. Green. I'm Mrs. Blue.
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