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The Lost Vice President
Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 22, 1936 · 59 min · 7,189 words
The transcript of “The Lost Vice President”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 22, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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How to Smiles in Town Hall Tonight, folks. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salapatica. Ipanatou for the smile of beauty, Salapatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art players.
Music with Peter Van Seton, the Ipanatoubadors and the Town Hall Quartet. And another big amateur contest, new voices, new music, new fun, it's Town Hall Tonight! I'm not budging from this radio for an hour, Mr.
It's Town Hall Tonight! You're even! Gentlemen, the jury, have you hound to verdict! We only have three of them! One thing so far, judge! Town Hall Tonight! Movie stars! Is it true that you always want to be alone, Miss Dago?
I only want to be alone with my radio when it's Town Hall Tonight! And they're friends standing in front of the old Town Hall, welcoming the crowd with folks and quits! Let's listen! Me, me, me, me, my knee, mohair.
It's town hall tonight, and we're ready to go there, folks. No crowding, please. Even Mr. Allen. Howdy, Mrs. Grimm. How are you? Oh, bragging. Hi there, buster. There, you better start on a diet before that fat gets up into your hair.
Why don't you close your big mouth, so a stick will come see the town hall? That's what they all say, folks. Single line, please, if you're there. There, we're all set, Fred. OK, Harry. We're opening with you from the great SIGFEL.
Right on. Let it go, Peter. The wonderful and its local, God in I feel so much defense as one you. You'll be my state and all we might have thought in I make, but far the far and if I don't feel I crank the song.
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