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Mountain Justice
Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 31, 1940 · 57 min · 8,075 words
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Alan Show brought to you by Panatou Face for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepatica for the smile of hell. 600 seconds of fun and music. Fun with our star comedian, Fred Allen. With our guests, the world's heavyweight champion, Joe Lewis.
Music with Peter Van Stieten, the Mary Macs, and Win Murray. The time has come, it's the Fred Allen Show. Here we go again, the overturis. Why am I? I give you our star announcement. Good evening, now ladies and gentlemen, I give you our star my stroke.
Good evening and now ladies and gentlemen I give you our star comedian. Good evening. Wait a minute. This is where I came in here. And now ladies and gentlemen I give you our four star news of the week.
The iPad and news presents the world in review. You New York state legislators debate measure to eliminate new income tax rise. Ask your state budget for 1940. One senator suggests legalizing lotteries. Senator suggests taxing licensed bingo games to produce much needed revenue.
I found a new state's problem to the man on the street. The double feature question, should New York State run a lottery and should bingo games be taxed? First, a little known Albany lobbyist, Mr. Irving Slink, gives his opinion.
I say absolutely. Absolutely what? Just absolutely. You think that New York State should legalize lottery? Lotteries, bingo, slot machines and the numbers racket. My plan covers everything. Oh, you have a plan up at Albany, have you?
If I put over the state plan, the state's finances will operate 100% on a gambling basis. Well, how do you mean? Well, with a system today, the state just comes around and grabs your taxes, right?
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