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The Hotel Mystery
Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 13, 1938 · 59 min · 7,907 words
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Town Hall Tonight, folks. 60 Minutes of Fun and Music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Sal Hepanica. I pan out for the Smile of Beauty. Town Hepanica for the Smile of Hell. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.
Music by Peter Van Steeden. New features, new laps. It's Town Hall Tonight. How'd cheer Fred Allen if he had to speak to you for aid to the Old Town Hall? Fred pleaded in the band with a magnifying glass.
Followed by those midgets of mimicry. They might be L.N.R. players. Let's join them and have a good one. Folks, everybody's going. Everybody, here they come. Mind-reader. Can you really read my mind, Fretchus? Yes. At 9 o'clock this evening, you will turn on your radio.
It's Town Hall Tonight. Thank you. Just players. This guest tournament started Monday and nobody's made a move. Wait on Wednesday, mister. They don't want to move to the radio. It's Town Hall Tonight. Senator Deeler.
What is the most expensive piece in your connection, Mr. Rong? Mr. Brown. This radio is priceless on Wednesday's my home. It's Town Hall tonight. Oh. Well, sir, here we are before the old Town Hall.
And there stands Fred with an egg beater, whipping things up as the folks call inside. But listen. It's a long way to tipperary folks, but it's just once around the dial to the old Town Hall.
Now don't shove there, please. Hi, Goopy. Hi, Point Daxter. Evening, Mr. Brown. Hi, Mrs. Crud. We yourself right in. It's fun for one and all. We've got something on the ball on the inside. So hurry, hurry, hurry.
Peter's set, Fred. Well, tell Pete to get up off the nest. Harry, the opening number, something tells you. Right over there. Let it go, Peter. Come on, Peter. I'm falling in love. Peter's set from above.
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