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The Studio's Predicament

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 22, 1938 · 57 min · 6,718 words

The transcript of “The Studio's Predicament”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast June 22, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatooth bass and Sal Hapanaka. I pan up for the smile and beauty. Sal Hapanaka for the smile of bells. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen music with Peter Van Steeten.

New features, new music, new labs. It's Town Hall tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And as he leads his weekly parade to the Old Town Hall. Friends leading the band with the fishing rod followed by those tracks off to the drama, the Mighty Allen Art players.

Let's try in the merry-throng. Mokes everybody's going. Here they come. Pickett. You're picking in front of the wrong storm, is there? I know, lady, but this church got a right. Just heard your shot makes it mad for you.

Hey, sir, I'm waiting for your next move. And my next move to radio doctor. It's home home tonight. Well, sir, here we are inside the Old Town Hall and Peter's opening the show with my margarita.

Swing it, Peter. Paterita. Margarita. You could be tender. But say you're a dar. My guitar's so lighty I say nicey In margarito I think that giggling cup is generating gargantuan cup balls Gabbing galvanicos, super-grown and tingery gargantas

Gadd, Fred Allen in person Well thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen I certainly didn't expect to be called on I've only got 67 pages of script here Well it's a it's a balmy summer's evening and a goodly crowded here So this is the first program the program ever has been the semi-final to a big fight, isn't it?

Well, the goodly crowd is here, so we might as well start the festivities with the town hall bulletin. Now, hard swipe, the first grocer to ever suggest buying a bottle of pop for Father's Day as a special announcement.

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