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Mountain Malfeasance

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 29, 1938 · 59 min · 8,115 words

The transcript of “Mountain Malfeasance”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast June 29, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's all right, it's fabulous. See you more friends. ica music plays Law of Smiles in Town Hall Tonight Folds, sixty minutes of fun and music Brought to you by I Pan NotBoy's Face in Sauer Pataca.

I pan out for the smile of duty. Sauer Pataca for the smile of Hel. Fun with I star comedian Fred Allen Music with Peter Van Steiden. New features, new music, new labs. It's Town Hall Tonight!

Listen to that crowd tear, Fred Allen, as he heads his weekly parade at the Old Town Hall. Fred's leading the band with a farewell sign followed by those narrative wells of the stage, the mighty Alenard players.

Let's join that merrythron, folks, everybody's join. Everybody's join! Here they come! Businessmen, don't tell me you've gone into bankruptcy, old boy. Yes, but it's nothing I've still got my radio on, it's Town Hall, get out!

Radio quizzes. Almedom, what is America's paper entertainment? I know, a radio show on Wednesday's professor, it's Town Hall Tonight. Texas Rangers. Angel only, just ride and ride on that horse, Mr. Ranger. I got a radio in the pony saddle, lady, and it's Town Hall Tonight.

Well sir, here we are inside the Old Town Hall, and Peter's opening the show with cry, baby cry. Feed it, Peter. Baby cry, cry, baby cry Just the way I did the day you broke my heart Cry, baby cry, you flew too high They lose their name now, you've learned you're not so smart

You broke every promise you couldn't be For somebody new and I need to do so cry, baby cry My eyes are dry, I'm laughing up my sleeve to see my cry, baby cry Turning that bombastic van to you, bellowing breezy bar and I, flying boy and bunk and bag of hell, brandishing the

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