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Music Publisher Needs a Tune

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 8, 1938 · 60 min · 8,479 words

The transcript of “Music Publisher Needs a Tune”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast June 8, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Miles in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun in music, brought to you by Ipana Toothpaste and Sal Hepattaca. Ipana for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepattaca for the smile of health. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.

Music with Peter van Stieden. New features, new music, new laughs. It's Town Hall tonight! Listen to that crowd cheer, Fred Allen, as he heads his weekly parade to the old Town Hall. Let's leading the band with a celery stalk, followed by those dead beats of the theater, the mighty Alan Hart players.

Let's join that happy car. Everybody's going. Everybody's going. Here they come. Psychologists. Can't psychology find a way to make the country laugh, professor? America doesn't need psychology to laugh on Wednesday, madam. It's town halls and ice.

What is the one ad you're inserting, Madam? Lady with 60 minutes would like to meet Gend with a radio. It's Town Hall tonight. Here, Doctor, you expect me to cure your deafness by 9 p.m. Madam?

Yes, Doc. I must be able to hear about this evening. It's Town Hall tonight. Well, here we are inside the old Town Hall. I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to show you how to do it.

I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to show you how to do it.

Here we are inside the old town hall. And here's Peter Van Steed in opening the show with Cry Baby Cry. Let it go, Peter. Baby Crys, just the way I did the day you broke my heart.

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