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The Curse of Ra
Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 22, 1940 · 45 min · 6,865 words
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Here he is. Fred Allen, folks. Thank you. Thank you. And good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, you're right, Harry. I am chock full of chokes. Yes, well, let's go, Fred, old boy. Now for some hijinks.
Oh, no, no. That's the worst of going in the rain with those cheap pants, Harry. Today, jump on you, and now a later, and you think it's old age, setting it. But wait a minute, Harry.
Now, for the last few weeks, I've been telling a lot of hilarious jokes. the beginning of the program and the people will laugh so long. They'll have so long that the show is always late and we're generally cut off at the end. You see, and I never have a chance to say good night. Say that's right Fred. What are you going to do about it? Well,
we're going to do something about it tonight Harry. Now we'll play safe and reverse the procedure. What do you mean? Well I'm going to say good night right now. You see? And then I'll tell those convulsing jokes at the end of the probe.
Well, that's a great idea. So everybody's waiting around for the convulsing jokes. They have an hour now. Just sit back and anticipate. I think that's a good idea, Fred. Are you ready? Yes. Yes, I'm ready, Harry.
Are you ready? Good night, ladies and gentlemen. And with this fun farewell, we open our show and turn to the latest newsroom. My panel news presents The World in Review. The Dog City in New York. Dr. George Gallup announces at press conference that American Institute of Public Opinion will conduct survey of the film going public to determine the
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