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Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 22, 1936 · 58 min · 7,648 words

The transcript of “Mumbo”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 22, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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in Town Hall tonight folks, 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatoo Face and Palsapatica. Ipanatoo for the smile of beauty, Palsapatica for the smile of hell. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art player. Music with Peter Van Steeden, the Ipanatroobadors and the Town Hall quartet. And another group of thanksers and eager amateurs, new voices,

new music, new fun, it's Town Hall tonight! They're jumping up and down and cheering as Fred Allen needs his weekly parade at The old town hall, red driving in the wind, and the band lowers the boom boom.

And the mighty Alumni players are dancing at the community horn fight, as the people here. Let's go in the merry drawing, everybody! Here they come, Martin! Well, come on, Martin, quit showing, we're hurting and marrying.

Elect young man, your nuptials will have to wait for an hour at Town Hall tonight! Politician! You say you favor cutting down all radio allotment, Senator? except the 60 minutes allotted to one radio program, it's Town Hall tonight.

Lost Explorers. What were your first words when you got to act as civilization, Mr. Ellsworth? I said it's Wednesday boys, bring me a radio. Town Hall's back. Well, there we are at the Old Town Hall, folks, and there's Fred telling the crowd about the wonders on the inside.

Listen, you don't need your top hat, folks. You don't need your white tie. And even the dogs don't have to worry about their tales at the town hall. Everybody's welcome, so step right along. Evening, there old cusp, budge.

Good evening, Mrs. Berry. How's the village dressmaker tonight? Well, I'm still looking on the seedy side of life, Mr. Allen. All right, and Mrs. Berry, you old so-and-so. The fun is fast, the music's right.

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