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Who Stole the Favorite
Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 25, 1938 · 59 min · 7,631 words
The transcript of “Who Stole the Favorite”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast May 25, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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All of smiles in Town Hall tonight, folks. 60 Minutes of Fun and Music brought to you by Ipana Toothpaste and Sal Hepattaca. Ipana for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepattaca for the smile of health.
Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen. Music with Peter Van Steen. New features, new laughs. It's Town Hall tonight. Listen to that proud cheer for Allen as he heads his weekly parade to the old Town Hall.
Fred's leading the band with an adding machine, followed by those unwelcome additions to the drama, the mighty Alan Art players. Let's join that happy-thrown folks. Everybody's going. Everybody's going. Here they come. Leon Quintuplets. Aren't the babies on exhibition this evening, Doctor?
No, Madam. The little tots are busy at their radios. It's Town Hall tonight. What's the idea of putting a radio in your hen house, Clem? Hens can land plenty of outlay and eggs from that Allen's air-bits town hall tonight.
G-man, but this is hardly a case for the G-man lady. It sure is. Those thieves stole my radio, Mr. Huvernet's town hall tonight. Well, here we are before the old town hall. And Peter is opening the show, with something tells me.
Something tells me I'm falling in love. Something tells me a cent from above. Not the stars or the man in the moon. Though I'm certain they sent the stage and opened their curtain. Something tells me my waiting is true.
I hope something is telling you to. Something whispers that we'll ever part. And something tells me it's my heart. The birds that we'll ever part and something tell me is my heart Presenting that perilous goof, gasping gay gargantuan guffle,
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