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High Wide and Homely

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 23, 1938 · 59 min · 7,334 words

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Don't tell everybody's going. Everybody's going. Here they come. I can. You better take a mask back now. It's a 20 mile hike. I'm taking nothing but my radio, Miss Johnson. It's Tom Holmes and I.

What makes you think we'll find Tuff Willie at home, dear? That's the longest crazy about the radio, my dude. And a townhull tonight. And a townhull tonight. And a townhull tonight. Nice couple. You beast, I'm taking I think I'm going back to mother.

Oh, yes. Well, yeah. Taking that radio, Vicksin. It's too hard tonight. Well, here we are before the old town hall. And there's Fred. This is one of Snow White's words. Swapping Smalls Hall for the folks as they crowd inside.

What's this? Old King Cole was a merry old soul folks. And he got that way coming to the old town hall. Now step lively, please. Evening, Poulton. My name is just now. Oh, hot stuff.

I'm milked. Go right in. There's a song of grin. And you may hear tippy tan. on the inside. So, Harry, Harry, Harry. I wish you'd start, Fred. Oh, patience, Harry, can. Peter's opening the show with hi-ho.

Hi, Fred. Oh, Peter! Oh, Peter! And he'll be all we sing, but when you dig, he'll read a better thing than a two. And he'll be all we sing. Oh, can he? I hope, I hope, he'll make it of a stone.

He'll be constantly holding on my own. I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope. Oh boy, tossing terrible terrific tantrums, selling tongue-pusting tidbits, fencing seppet tiddies, tally-hassies, talking to my friends.

In that person. In person. Took the words right out of your mouth, Harry. You shouldn't keep your mouth open that way. People, filch things out. Your bridge will be gone the first thing. Come out of your mouth better than they do much, friends.

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