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The Studio's Dilemma

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 25, 1936 · 59 min · 6,900 words

The transcript of “The Studio's Dilemma”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast March 25, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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An hour of smiles in town hall tonight for six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salatatica. Ipanatou for the smile of beauty, Salatatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen and his mighty Alenard players.

Music with Peter Van Seton, the Ipanatoubadours and the town hall quartet. And another group of aspiring amateurs, new voices, new music, new fun, it's Town Hall Tonight! People are giving him and the thundering band, here after here, and free mighty gear for the mighty L&R clan.

Let's find the driving song. Everybody's going out. Here they come, Old King Cole. What was that you called for, Old King Cole? I called from a pipe, mid bowl, and meradio, molly, this town hall tonight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Little Bo Peep. Aren't you sad now that you've lost your sheep, little Bo Peep? I don't care about my dirty old shoes, I've still got my radio, and it's Town Hall too.

Jack's Freps. What happens if you lick your platter, clean, Mr. Freps? It is Wednesday I turn on my radio, lady, it's Town Hall today. And here we are in front of the old Town Hall and there's Freps, starting in a syllabus for your fun as the people go into the hall. Let's listen.

Hail, hail, rain or snows, the gangs all here at the town hall. Oh, a song is smile, it's worth your while, and the show's about to star. Single file, neighbor. He's in there, Hitler! Hello there, judge.

Go right in folks, hear the new style swing music. Peter Van Steepen stand still, and we swing the old town hall. Any seats left, mister? What are you, girl? Siamese twins? Yes, sir. Got two seats?

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