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Murder at Addison Square Garden

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 22, 1939 · 58 min · 7,199 words

The transcript of “Murder at Addison Square Garden”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast March 22, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's time to order folks. It's Town Hall Tonight. It's a smile in Town Hall Tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by a panicking face and sounds of Chanukah. I pan up for the smile of beauty, sound of Chanukah for the smile of hell.

Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen. Music with Peter Van Steep. New song, new laughs. It's Town Hall Tonight. Once again, the old Town Hall hangs out at S.R.O. sign. The janitor conceals his exit sign.

the man heckling in the audience here I can't see who that is in the meantime Peter van Stephen gives the orchestra his high sign and the whole picture is we've come a long way together. Now ladies and gentlemen the cotton gin brought on the industrial era. They've lost in tea party brought on the revolution and the tea bag. Bee pictures brought on bank

night and bingo and what a buy brought on. What Harry? Fred Allen in person. Still a good evening ladies and gentlemen, well, that was some introduction, Harry. You were certainly down to your usual standard tonight, I must say. You brought me on like a crisis. Oh well, boys will be boys. And with this dynamic rebuttal, I turn to the latest news of the week. The

Town Hall News sees nothing, shows what might have happened if anything had happened. New York City, those fanfares at dying must be spring. Have you put their sulfur and molasses in your cornets, Mr. Van Stephen?

Try it again. Thank you. That was more muscular, didn't you think? Yeah, I did, too. New York City, that is something Tuscanini would have knotted at had he passed by at that moment. New York City, New York.

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