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November, Month of Harvest and Thanksgiving

Fred Allen (Version 2) · November 2, 1938 · 55 min · 6,497 words

The transcript of “November, Month of Harvest and Thanksgiving”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast November 2, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well, let's come down here, folks. It's Town Hall Tonight. A whole of smiles in Town Hall Tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipana to the face and Sal Hepana.

Ipana for the smile of duty, Sal Hepana for the smile of hell. Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen, music with Peter Van Steepen. New songs, new laughs. It's Town Hall Tonight! And our old Town Hall nights are here to take up the business of evening, folks.

Peter Vanst didn't make some motion to start the overture, and it's who blew out the flame. Who made me part? Why did we what happened to the love in your heart? Dining suddenly our shallowy the world became.

Who kindled the spark at the old morning? Love don't shine the same! Love the stars and love don't shine the same! In the face of the old town hall?

A man who really needs no introduction. He may not be the man of the hour, But we're hoping he'll last at least 60 minutes tonight. Fred Allen, in person! You, Angkude. Even with the applause card upside down.

Good enough, you said all day. And good evening, if you were upside down and the applause card was right-side up, I wouldn't be surprised if I could have it. Thank you, Angkude. Evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again, we welcome you to our tumble-down Citadel, where tonight you have a round of oo with fun, we hope. Slade bread. No, not tonight, not tonight, Harry. We have a very long show. And we say, I just found out something we can let all the singers go. Listen.

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