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Information Tease

Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 1, 1940 · 46 min · 6,666 words

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It's a while to identify Peter. It's all right. Excuse me. Go right ahead. Yes. Well, I was only saying that today we start a new month. April is gone, but not forgotten. Because, ladies and gentlemen, April showers have left behind a big drip.

And here he is, Fred Allen in person. Thank you, Anne. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Well, this is the first of me again, Harry. Time sure flies, doesn't it? Yes, it certainly does, Fred. Well, that's life, Harry.

you start off with somebody putting a milk bottle in your mouth. The next thing you know, somebody's putting a social security card in your hand. It's all over. What are you cramping about, Alan? There's no R in this month.

You know crabs are not good in this month. You deliberately introduce a crustacean note here. Give us that line again as only you can give it, of course not. What are you cramping about, Alan?

I did not give it again. Now let's see. Let's decide. Now let's find out. All right. What is craving about Alan? No, he's getting so if we just what we really should do is let him holler that for about 10 minutes and you and I go and sit down.

Well, I didn't have a reason for grabbing Mr. Vance. But now that you're here, I'm all set. Oh, I'm little casino again. Yes, get there. What difference did all the lines of the same, you know?

I don't know. Why don't you get a shirt to go with that suit? I mean, that's a choice. Look at the collar hanging out there with a tuxedo, yeah. Either go or to get a shirt with a smaller collar or get some moths to eat away part of the look down.

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