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Doughnut King
Fred Allen (Version 2) · November 8, 1939 · 60 min · 7,293 words
The transcript of “Doughnut King”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast November 8, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Fred Allen Show brought to you by Panatooth Face for the smile of beauty, Sal Hapadaka for the smile of health. More of smiles with Fred Allen folks, 3,600 seconds of fun and music, fun with our star comedian Fred Allen.
With our guest star, the mastermind of the Donut industry, music with Peter Van Steeden, the Mary Mac, and Wind Vary. The time has come, it's the Fred Allen Show. show. Now the light redims, the curtain rises, over sure it's a hundred to one. Now ladies and gentlemen, as the evening sun, a fiery orb
sinks slowly into the golden west, we turn with regret from the end of a perfect day to face the hectic hour we know as to come, and so we say aloha to peace and contentment and hello to Fred Holland in person. Thank you. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. Say what sort of an introduction was that Harry? I happened to hear it. You know
my ears have been fixed. The sun that fiery orb, a lower, hello, what was it? I'm sorry Fred. You know you were you sounded like James Fitzpatrick checking out of Fajidi with one of his travel I know I just forgot myself and I've been working on my other job all afternoon.
What am I? Am I getting to be a sideline with you or something? Well, what other what everyone should have a sideline but picking on me? What other what other job is this? Oh, well, I thought you knew about that.
No, nobody knew. Well, I'm announcing for the Path A News now. Well, that's certainly news to me. Have you have you got your picture stuck up on the corner of the screen like blue-layer hair. Oh no, no. No, I don't appear on the screen, Fred. I'm just a disembodied voice.
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