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Babysitting

Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 22, 1949 · 28 min · 4,272 words

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The four dealers of America present the Fred Allen Show. The Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest, Colonel Stupenagle, Miss Quinn Conga and Clifford Tatum, Portland Huffle, Minerva Pius, Peter Donald, Parker Findlay, the DeMarco Sisters, and Al Goodman in his Orchestra.

And this is Kenny Delmar speaking for your four dealer. All this month the National Safety Council is sponsoring a nationwide campaign. Their slogan is, to check accidents, double check your car. Let's all get on the bandwagon.

van wagon. See your friendly Ford dealer and have him check your car from bumper to bumper. He knows just what to do to get it in shape for all your summer driving ahead. Naturally Ford dealers know Ford's best. Their mechanics of Ford trained, are used special Ford equipment and factory approved methods. They can supply genuine

Ford parts. They can save you time, trouble and money. Make it a point tomorrow to take your Ford back home to your Ford dealer and have him give it a real going over. It must be Sunday night again. Here comes Fred Allen and his new fort on his way to keep his weekly date at the corner of Main Street. As Fred steps out of his

fort, he hears a voice saying, Hey! Boylan, have you been waiting on? No, I picked your mail up at the post office. Oh, my mail. Thanks a lot. Let me see what's in the mail. Oh, this first note is from George McCorle. You know the press agent? Formerly, gargantua secretary. Then he became a press agent later. George says he has a new

A new client, a grocery boy, Alexander and Agnes, who has written a song. What do you know? A grocery boy wrote a song. It's called An Onion and You. Oh, I'm sorry, I made you cry. Oh, who knows?

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