Cease the Melody

Well, it's Sunday night in Maine Street and quiet, but not for long. Here comes Fred Allen and his new Ford to keep his wiki date. As Fred stepped out of his fort, he hears a voice say, Mr. Allen!

Portland, say hi to him. Well, Portland, what is that program you have there? Have you been to the theater? No, Mova took me to the inventor's exposition. The inventor's exposition? They have all kinds of inventor.

Oh, really? Anything unusual there? You will air. Robin Zetter has something you can put on the bottom of a bathtub so you won't flip while you're taking a bath. Oh really? What is it? Broken glass.

That's some invention, isn't it? Another inventor invented waterproof spray. Waterproof string? It's for people who like to carry bundles in the rain. Hey, that's a handy thing. Mrs. Best with all the stains, he stains it.

That reminds me of a joke. Okay. About, about teeth? Uh-huh. One has one tooth and buttons down the front. Oh, I give up. One has one tooth and buttons down the front. An elf's desk.

They're up out there. Well, Portland. Hello, borrowed from Jack Eigen for the evening. Well, Portland, what's new this week? A head out in Cleveland is laying flat A. Oh, yeah? Mama says a headlight that doesn't need a net.

need a nest with the flat eggs the hen can raise them and kick them under the door well that is if the hen is neat the hen will do that but you get a careless hen and you have got a sloppy stoop that's all I want if they can only train comedians to do that to leave them under the right as door the next one tell me