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Traveling Salesman

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 23, 1949 · 31 min · 3,764 words

The transcript of “Traveling Salesman”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 23, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Dealers of America present the Fred Allen Show! The Fred Allen Show with Fred guest Jack Haley, porfen half a manurf of pliers Peter Donald Parker, friendly of the DeMarco sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.

And this is Kenny Dalmar speaking for your Ford dealer. Now that everyone's talking about the wonderful, different feeling you get driving a new Ford, why don't you try it yourself? Your friendly Ford dealer invites you to come in, get behind the wheel.

It's a completely new experience to feel that surging equipoise power and the smooth, easy operation of those king-sized magic action breaks. There's a brand new feel of safety in the strong steel lifeguard body. And in the clear view, you get from having picture windows all around.

Feel, just feel the comfort of that mid-ship ride on those wide, wide seats. Feel how smoothly those hydrocarly and paraplex springs soak up the bumps. You fairly float over the rougher straws. This week, for the thrill of a lifetime, drive the new Ford and get acquainted with the new Ford feel.

Say it must be Sunday night again. Here comes Fred Allen driving up in his new Ford He's the corner of Main Street as Fred says out of his body. Here's a voice saying Well, Corland what's there what's been doing all week last Monday was Benjamin Franklin first day boy that is news Benjamin Franklin

He was another Boston boy, you know What's the small word? I was going to Benjamin Franklin to get flier tight. So today I've got a big blister on my finger. Well how come? If Benjamin Franklin didn't fry his tight, he wouldn't have discovered electricity.

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