The Author Meets His Match

of America presents the Fed Allen Show! The Fed Allen Show with Red Guest, Mr. Eight Allen Smith, up and off on the Nerf of the Fire, Peter Donald, Parker Pennley, the Demarcosisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.

And this is Kenny Dalmar, Dr. Dalmar, for subscribing an early visit to your Ford dealer's showroom. It'll do you good, it'll actually stimulate you to feast your eyes on the beautiful, beautiful 49 Ford. It'll accelerate you even more to get behind the wheel and drive it.

Feel that surging equipoise power. deal how the king-sized magic action breaks operate 35% easier. Deal how the hydrocarlin' parflex brings, soak up the bump. Feel the comfort of the midship ride. Take the doctor's advice.

For a thrill that will stir your pulse, see the new Ford this week. Well, it's Sunday night again, and here comes Fred Allen rolling along in his new Ford to keep his weekly date at the corner of Main Street.

As Fred parks his Ford, he hears a voice say, I'm a little late, Portland. Have you been waiting long? No, I just came out of a radio store. Mama sent back her radio. Oh, there's something there you want to read that wasn't written?

Your mother sent back her radio? Is it broken? Mama sent her radio. Oh, the radio mixes up the program. Oh, yeah. When Jack said he came on... ...night for me. That was my night. I was all over.

You know at the moment radio appears to be in a state of flux. Mother, there's a not-hooper writing one down. No kidding, that's news to me. I'm still telling the same old jokes. I should have the same old Hooper.