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Maine Murder Trial

Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 26, 1948 · 28 min · 4,186 words

The transcript of “Maine Murder Trial”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 26, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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and equipment, and genuine Ford parts for all Ford of Canada products. Join the thousands of car owners who take their cars back home for service to their Ford The big number one spot.

I'm still in the money. I'm in the show play. A little number three spot coming in. Winded but coming in. I doubt that. Well that's well. After all is here, it's better to see his money on Sunday night without Jack Benny.

Yes it is. You know what all we seem funnier without Benny than it is with him? What do you say, son? Benny is tighter than a little boy's lips around a lollipop, boy. You know that Benny even has pockets sewed on his bare skin?

Why should Jack have pockets sewed on his skin? Well, in case Benny ever finds anything on the floor of a turkey bath, he has some place to put it. Say, I can't fool around tonight, Portland. I'm going to be on the theater guild program a little later.

Well, you'll be able to place with the theater there? of course they anticipate that but that once a year the guild puts beyond to give their subscribers a loyalty test you know why well I can only tell you one thing about the theater guild Portland the janitor at the guild where's a Monaco

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