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Break the Contestant
Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 9, 1948 · 28 min · 4,584 words
The transcript of “Break the Contestant”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast May 9, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The four dealers of America present the Fred Allen Show. The Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest, Don McNeil, Minerva Pius Peter Donald Parker, Penley the Demarcos, sisters and Al Goodman in his orchestra. And this is Kenny Delmar speaking for your friendly four dealers.
There's a haunting tune running through your four dealers head these days. I don't know the melody, but the words are, it won't be long now. Watch Ford in 48, it won't be long now. Meanwhile, as usual, your four dealers, the man who can make any Ford sing.
After his expert mechanics tune up your Ford using genuine Ford parts, special Ford equipment and factory approved methods, it'll run like a top. See your Ford dealer for that back home service, Ford's love. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mother's Day.
If I had my way tonight I would introduce my mother. But since I have a family to support and I need this job, you know who I'm going to introduce. So here he is again, Fred Allen.
Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. and can you imagine mother's day that you were at the juby any chance to serve today i sure did i said a big red rose tomorrow perking all that was nice of you can issue even on today will be a little will be when my show is up in
the morning but that mother's day always bothers me can you call well a famous humorist uh... bugs bear once wrote in america we have national apple week and mother's day a whole week to glorify an apple and only one day to pay tribute to mother Yeah, why should the apple be more important than mother?
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