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JP Morgan Court of Human Relations
Fred Allen (Version 2) · May 2, 1948 · 28 min · 4,646 words
The transcript of “JP Morgan Court of Human Relations”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast May 2, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Ford dealers of America present the Fred Allen Show. Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest, Henry Morgan, whenever fires Peter Donald Parker, friendly of the DiMarco sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra. And this is Kenny Delmar speaking for your friendly Ford dealer.
When you bring your Ford back home for service these days, you'll notice something new. Or there's nothing new about the way the work's done. As always, your job done by factory approved methods with special Ford equipment.
As always, it's done by Ford Train Mechanics. What's new is the air of suppressed excitement around the place. The knowing grin on your four dealers face as he says, well, it won't be long now.
What's for it in 48? It won't be long now. Ladies and gentlemen, in the main issue of Cosmopolitan, Jack Haley has written a piece called, I Knew Him When. The hymn Jack New When is here at our microphone this evening.
He's Fred Allen in person. Thank you. Thank you. And good evening, ladies and gentlemen. A Kenny, I'm certainly glad that you mentioned that story in Cosmopolitan. Jack, Haley, and I, as you may have heard, were boys together up in Boston.
Yeah, when did you and Jack leave there? Oh, wait a minute, that's the mayor. Thank you very much. That's the mayor. Why did you, you had a straight line, didn't you? Yes, sir. Does it cost anything more from after if I ask you to read it again?
No, sir, I can say it over. I just wanted to know when you and Jack left there. Well, the day we heard that Boston was a city of culture and refinement, Haley and I left so they could keep it that way again.
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