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One Long Pan Skit

Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 11, 1948 · 29 min · 4,099 words

The transcript of “One Long Pan Skit”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 11, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest Basil Rathbone, Portland Halfam and Herbal Piers, Peter Donald Parker, Bentley, the DeMarco Sisters, and Al Gooden in his orchestra. And this is Kenny Delmar speaking for your friendly Ford dealer.

If you happen to get around among those who buy and operate trucks, you probably know that they're all talking about the new bonus-built Ford trucks. Built extra strong to last longer. There are 139 new models including the new extra-heavy-duty jobs.

new models including the new extra heavy duty jobs the biggest Ford trucks ever built for all the facts about the new 1948 Ford trucks see your Ford dealer tomorrow come to you as a public service other programs come to you try with a program that comes to you if you call it who's the star Lassie no he's

friend Alan thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen important look after this please just say here he is or something don't make a whole big production out of the opening if you will i'll think to my writer about it do that if you will that's the whole trouble with this program you know the writers one writer

used to work in the butcher shop he sells his jokes by the pound as a scaled with them whenever you deal with him and the other writer comes to work with a hammer and a chisel i think he used to write epitaph sorry is a pre-historic old the gentleman i don't know which

Some of the jokes sound like epitaph. Well, that's the other writer. He's an old Harvard man. He writes all of his jokes in dead languages. You can always tell one of his jokes. It just lays there.

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