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The Perfect Crime
Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 19, 1947 · 29 min · 3,947 words
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Because of Bluebonnet Modger and Tenderleaf tea present the Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest Mr. James Mason, Portland Huffleman, Herba Playas, Peter Donald, Parker Fennley, the DeMarco's, Al Goodman, his orchestra, and Kenny Delmar. Here's one of today's shopping problems easily solved. Just remember this.
If you're worried because your children aren't eating enough vegetables, because you realize how important vegetables are in a well-rounded diet, listen carefully. You can now give your children the goodness of eight different vegetables in a delicious drink they'll love.
Just give them V8 vegetable juices. V8 is one of the most enticing drinks that's ever been concocted. And here's the important thing, every tempting sip of V8 contains the goodness from eight different vegetables. Tomatoes and beets of the red variety, lettuce, spinach, watercress, parsley, and celery are the leafy green variety, carrots of the yellow variety.
Thus, when you serve V8, your children get both the goodness and variety of eight different vegetables. Get V8 vegetable juices tomorrow. Give it to your children for lunch, dinner, between meals. They'll love V8, and it's really good for them.
Joe, but today, American colleges are crowded worse than ever before. Tonight, we present a man who never went to college, and he still has no cloth. He's fresh. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen at Portland. I heard you on news scoop at the opening of the program there about the colleges being jammed
Oh, Mama says it's a good sign. College is being crowded is a good sign. Mama says if enough people go to college They'll get smart everybody'll know what Philip Morris smokers know You mean in just the four years you could acquire that say I wonder I wonder how many packs of Philip Morris's you have to smoke before you know it all.
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