Gimmick with a Megaphone

Demar Ociste! Demar Ociste! It is important to get a shot Mr. Allen! It is a man! The makers of Chef-R-Tees and Tender Leapsee presents the Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest, Rudy Valle, Port from Hopper, Minerva, Piles, Peter Donald, Parker Family, the Demar Ociste, Al Goodman and his orchestra, and my name is Kenny Delmar.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is National Foot Health Week. Including National Foot Week, we bring you a man who is well healed. And here he is, Fred Allen. Thank you. Good evening. You think this little boy will stay away for that?

Are you? Don't you stay away for the half hour? Look at the size of him. He must have been born in here this afternoon. Thank you. And good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Kenny, have you done anything about National Foot Week?

No. Well, you're like most people. Kenny, they go through life taking their feet for granted. What should they do? Well, if people would only meet their feet, Kenny, Meet their feet. Feed and people would have something in common.

The world would be full of happy feet. Fine, well I think I'll meet my feet tomorrow morning, Fred. How do I go about that? Well, what time do you get up? 7.30. Get up 10 minutes earlier, Kenny.

Spend those 10 minutes with your feet. You have 10 toes. Spend a minute with each toe. But I have 12 toes. But... Well, get up 12 minutes earlier, Kenny. You will never regret it. Mr. Allen!

Portland, please. Get your, get your check about Portland. The clam base is just started. Teddy and I were talking about meet your feet, have you, have you met your feet? Wouldn't that be going to the dog?