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Law Busters
Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 26, 1947 · 29 min · 4,108 words
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And here's the Fred Allen Show presented by the makers of Tenderleaf T on Shepherd Cheese. The best-selling T-balls in the United States, monthly in month out rain or shine, are Tenderleaf T-balls because they are so much better in every way.
Famous for flavor Tenderleaf brand T accounts for superb cup quality and absolute cleanliness is assured by individual sanitary envelopes. Each T-ball has that extra protection. No hands ever touch the T-ball you use, not even your own, because a long string is attached with a tag on the string.
And that device opens the envelope for you and carries the T-ball to the cup. That's when the tasteless filter paper shows its amazing virtues. The boiling water brings out the flavor, but nothing else can pass through that paper.
Your tea is filtered as it's being made. So for every good reason, these finer T-balls outsell all other kinds. Your grocer has boxes of eight, sixteen, forty-eight, and one hundred. Ask him for tenderly brand T-ball.
It isn't. I forgot to put a line in here this week, it is. The Kennedy T in separate cheese presents the Fred Allen show with Fred's guest Edward D. Robinson, Port from Hopper, Minerva Piles, Peter Donald, Parker Fenley, the DiMarco Sisters, Al Goodman, his orchestra, and Kenny Delmar.
Ladies and gentlemen, the new information flees all monac with public. It lives the events of the past. Now tonight we bring you a man who doesn't care about the past. He's only worried about the next half hour.
And here he is. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. And Portland, what is this all-manack business? Well, it's the new information, please, all-manack. It's the talk of Brent Panels' basement. Oh, the talk of Brent Panels' basement.
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