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Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 12, 1947 · 29 min · 1,393 words
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Your tea is filtered as it's being made. So for every good reason, these finer tea balls outsell all other kinds. Your grocer has boxes of eight, sixteen, forty-eight, and one hundred. Ask him for tenderly-frand tea balls.
It isn't the mean widow kitty, kitty. The makers of tenderly-fant-chef-er-chees present the Fred Allen Show with Fred's guests, Miss Gracie Fields, Portland Hopper, Minerva Pius, Peter Donald, Parker Findley, the Demarco Sisters, Al Goodman and his Orchestra, and Kenny Delmark.
Ladies and gentlemen, in this week's Look Magazine, there are four pages of pictures of a famous radio comedian and his cast. We bring you an hour man who has been thumbing his copy incessantly, and here he is with a dirty look, Fred Allen.
Thank you. I think we have an old Perry Komo audience left over in the other night. Thank you and I haven't heard whistling in here since the night the man lost his dog. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Kenny, I'm certainly glad that you mentioned those pictures in Look Magazine. Allen's alley is certainly getting famous, isn't it? Famous fleeting, though, Fred. Where will this week's Look Magazine be 20 years from today? In some dentist waiting room, Kenny.
I can see it now buried under a pile of national geographic. the alley and that twenty years from now people will be saying who is mister your late tonight portland kenny had to take your place and start the program all i was out helping mama looking for part-time work is your your mother's looking for a job
she has so much time on her hand i'm how come every month mama reads the book of the month in ten days Oh, and every month then. Mama has 20 days left over. Well, I never thought of it that way.
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