Guest - Charlie Cantor

It isn't Anna and the King of Cheyenne kiddies. The Fred Allen Show. With Fred's guest Charlie Clifton Finnegan-Cannard, star of Duffy's Tavern.

Portland Hopper, Minerva Fire says this is no farm. Allen Reed is false staff open show. Parker's family is Titus Moody, the DiMarco Sisters, and Al Goodman in the D'Orca store. And in Cagvito, I am Senator Clagorn, but my right name is Kenny Delmar.

Last week, ladies and gentlemen, the Department of Commerce reported that the average American eats 20 pounds of candy a year. of Candie a year. Tonight we bring you a man who is so fond of Candie, he carries a bag under each eye.

And here he is, fret on! Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Kenny, I'm glad you brought up those Candie statistics. You like Candie, Fred? Yes, I do, Kenny, but I have to be so, so very careful.

I put on weight so easily. If I hear somebody sing sweet Sue, I gain two or three pounds. Just with a non-core, I'm gonna have to come out of the double chin. I never should.

Well, you look back tonight. You mean from the collar up? Well, I know I looked back this evening, Kenny. On the way to the studio, I passed Fanny Farmer. You know, my whole family was there for either the candy business.

What if he made the glass? I mean, my whole family was crazy about candy, Kenny. My uncle had to go through life with a sweet tooth. He had to? He was compelled to, Kenny. As a young man, my uncle dropped his elk's tooth in molasses.

He never could get all of the molasses off. So he had to go through life with a sleep, too. I think saying it together, it made it half as funny, don't you? But what I am today, the good old loyal orchestra holds up the last show.