Makes Phil Harris an Offer

When you call Chloe, she doesn't answer either, kitty. Helen Cho! With bread guests, the upper vessel's Phil Harris, Portland Hopper, Minerva Pius' Mrs. Nussbaum, Alan Reed, his false staff, Openshaw, Parker Fenley as Titus Moody, the Demarcos sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.

And until I start blowing the clag horn, my name is Kenny Delmar. The General Association of Coropitus sponsors Foot Health Week. Tonight, instead of a Coropitus, we bring you a comedian who owes his access to his corn.

He's Fred Allen. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Kenny, I'm happy that you mentioned foot health week. This week, the foot is king. Are you observing the event, Fred? Oh, yes, Kenny. Tonight, in honor of foot health week, I went on the Jack Benny program.

I spent 30 minutes with a heel. People should... People should pay more attention to their feet, Kenny. You know, happy feet make happy folks. I think a man's work has a lot to do with the condition of his feet.

Yes, Kenny. I know a man who works ten hours a day and his feet are in perfect condition. Oh, what does he do? He's a mounted policeman. Well, and he has no trouble at all?

No, foot trouble. He does have a few occupational calluses. Where? I aware. Kenny. I said drop it too. Oh, I... Where two wares are all right, because he has two calisthenies. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Kenny, I refuse to tell you, I am no stupid. And if you think that I am going... Well, for... Well, Portland, pull up an old pot of sable, stop it from dangling and sit down.