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The man who can't pronounce irresistible kiddies. The makers of the fluke on a margin and tenderly see presents the Fred Allen Show with Fred's guest, Brett Maughan. Park from Hoffa, none of the fires of Mrs. Nussbaum, Allen Reed, and Paul Stapp open shore.

Parker family is Titus Moody, the DiMasso sister, and Allen Goodman and his orchestra. And until I start blowing the crack horn, my name is Kenny Delmon. Ladies and gentlemen, this is National Baby Week. Tonight we haven't a baby to start the program, but we do have a man who is in his second childhood.

And here he is, Fred Allen, my friend. Thank you, and good evening ladies and gentlemen. Kenny, I heard your opening remarks, a little gobbled, I might add. Why did you should know the Demacos by now after 30 weeks, oh boy.

What is this National Baby Week all about? Well, I don't know Fred, maybe the stalk is higher than Fred's age than the stalk is a fresh age than now, huh? Well, that's the trouble to take, Kenny.

You know, there are too many weeks. National donut week, peanut week, scrutal week, don't throw stones at your mother week. Let's all write a fan letter to Bailah Legosi week. Everything is a week today.

Well, don't you remember the day you were born? Well, only vaguely, Kenny. There was an awful lot of excitement in the house that day. The first thing I remember, the doctor was slapping me. What did you do?

I slapped him back, Kenny. That doctor was a coward, flapping a little baby when it's backwards turned. You know, most doctors are like masters of ceremony. When a baby is born, they say, let's give this kid a great big hand and they proceed to do it.