Brooklyn Pinafore

With Fred's guest Leo Derosche, starring in the Brooklyn Tenor Four, Portland Hopper, Minerva Pius, Mrs. Nussbaum, Alan Reed, his false staff open shore, Parker Fennley, his Titus Moody, the Demarcho Sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.

And if you look on Senator Craig Horn's birth certificate, you'll find my name, Kenny Delmar. This past week, ladies and gentlemen, all New York has been barking to the National Aviation Show. Tonight we can't bring you one of the Wright brothers, so we bring you a wrong guy, and here he is!

Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. Kenny, I heard you accidentally happened to be in the vicinity and heard you mention the aviation show. I didn't know you were so keenly interested in air, Kenny.

Oh, yes, Fred. I breathe it. You do, really? Well, don't breathe too much of it around here. I have to live too, you know. You know, I meant to tell you before, they had some wonderful new planes at the aviation show.

One jet propulsion model travels faster than sound. Well, why should anyone want to travel faster than sound? Well, to get away from the Jack Benny program for one thing... And maybe thousands of people are...

Oh, yeah! Well, of course. Portland, I haven't heard Lowell Thomas lately. What's new? Frank, Frank Sinatra went up to the UN meeting last Tuesday. Oh, the UN meeting? I guess Frankie wanted to explain harmony to the delegates up this.

He must have... He must have... Frankie must have caused some talk. Yes, the Russian delegate looked at Frankie. What did the Russian delegate say? He was there that day, huh? What did... What did the Russian delegate say when he looked at Frankie?