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A Movie on Fred Allen's Life

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 20, 1946 · 28 min · 4,186 words

The transcript of “A Movie on Fred Allen's Life”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 20, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It isn't the mayor of Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga, kids. Thinkers of flub on at Marjor and Tenderleaf T present the Fred Allen show with Fred's guest, George Jessel, Portland Huffle, Minerva, Fires as Mrs. Nussbaum, Allen Reed as false staff open shore, the Tenderleaf workshop players, the Demarco sisters, and Al Goodman and his orchestra.

And if you wonder who Senator Clagghorn is, my name is Kenny Dalmar. Very useful Cosmopolitan magazine, Ladies and Gentlemen. The so-called star of this program was selected as the Cosmopolitan of the Month. He's been called about everything else, but this month he's a Cosmopolitan.

Here he is, Fred Allen! Thank you. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. And Kenny, that story about me and Cosmopolitan, written by H. Allen Smith, turned out quite well, I thought. Yeah, you know, Fred, all of the magazines seem to be saluting people each month.

They're always saluting, I've noticed that. Yeah, the time magazine made President Truman the man of the year in January. You know, I hear time is making Mayor Legaudia the man of the month for February.

It's a short month, I think. The hobo, the other magazines are still going full blast. The hobo news is making Jack Benny the tramp of the month. Pick is picking the punk of the month.

And the poultry journal, maybe... Well, Portland, you want to cut in Portland? Kenny and I are talking about magazines saluting different people. Has anyone in your family ever been honored by a magazine? Well last year the police because that chose mama as Miss Patrol wagon for 1945. Miss the whole wagon huh? Is that? I'll laugh at it. At least it got me wrong. Is that a

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